Love Potion Number Ten

Jersey drug company creates an inhalant that makes women want to have sex. This 'Love Potion Number 10' is a sex hormone that works on both men and women. Works for Wall Street, too - the biotech company's now-sexy stock erupted for a 20% gain after word of the voodoo love drug got out.

Anyone who owns enough of that stock probably won't need any of Jersey's contribution to Spanish fly research...

"I didn't know if it was day or night.
I started kissin' everything in sight.
I had so much fun that I'm goin' back again.
I wonder what happens with Love Potion Number Ten?"

Categories: News+clip, Love+potion, Spanish+fly

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