If Dr. Seuss wrote 'Star Trek'

It really does not sound so wrong. In fact, it moves the plot along!

With all that tech from stem to stern,
And such a fevered quest to learn,
There's one thing that seems quite unfair-
How come Picard can't get some hair?

'If Seuss wrote Star Trek', by Dave Fuller. Engage.

(Also: Other Seussian parodies, from Samantha Burns.)

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